I hurt guys. Like deep in my heart for not going 6-0 last weekend.

Was I certain of every pick? Of course not.

But I wanted to do right by my bankroll and your faith in me when it comes to knowing College Football.

I hope for all things holy and Hugh Hefner’s ghost I bounce back in a strong way this week or next week’s episode may be me just crying into the microphone and slugging a bottle of Jameson (which I despise).

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On to this week’s picks:

Game Pick Result
#5 USC (-3.5) at #16 Washington St Washington St +4 Washington St 30 -27
#7 Georgia (-7.5) at Tennessee Georgia -7 Georgia 41 – 0
#24 Mississippi St at #13 Auburn (-9.5) Mississippi St +10 Auburn 49 – 10
Memphis at UCF (-4) UCF – 4 UCF 40 – 13
#2 Clemson (-7) at #12 Virginia Tech Virginia Tech +8 Clemson 31 – 17
Texas (-6.5) at Iowa St Texas -6 Texas 17 – 7

Other Bets:

Event Risk Win Result
Texas (+2)* at Iowa State

UNDER 68.5*

$1.45 $1.26 Texas 17 – 7
Vanderbilt (+15)* at Florida

UNDER 46.5

$1.45 $1.26 Florida 38 – 24
North Carolina at Georgia Tech (-4)*

Syracuse (+20)* at NC State

$1.00 $0.95 Georgia Tech 33 – 7

NC State 33 – 25

 

Indiana (+25)* at Penn State

Ohio St at Rutgers (+35.5)*

$1.00 $0.87 Penn State 45 – 14

Ohio State 56 – 0

 

Memphis at UCF (+1)*

Oklahoma St at Texas Tech

OVER 78*

$1.00 $0.95 UCF  40 – 13

Oklahoma St 41 – 34

 

Parlay:

Georgia (ML) at Tennessee

Mississippi St at Auburn (ML)

$5.00 $3.52 Georgia 41 – 0

Auburn 49 – 10

 

Week 5 Record: 4-2

Overall Record: 19-11

Starting Balance: $61.45

Ending Balance: $66.21