I have ZERO idea what happened last week. It was hands down the worst weekend of betting all year and maybe of my life (excluding cruise ships).

The bankroll dropped 45% of its net total and #CheapBets will be in full force for Week 9.

If you take anything away from this show, it’s bet on Colorado and don’t bet on a team you have vested interest in.

You’ll only end up with heartbreak. On to the picks.

PS – Fade any NFL bet I place on Twitter. Thank me later.

Game Pick Result
#2 Michigan (-24) at Michigan St Michigan -24  Michigan 32 – 23
#7 Nebraska at #11 Wisconsin (-9) Nebraska +9  Wisconsin 23 – 17
#4 Washington (-10) at #17 Utah Washington -10  Washington 31 – 24
#14 Florida (-8) vs Georgia Georgia +8  Florida 24 – 10
#3 Clemson (-5) at #12 FSU FSU +5  Clemson 37 – 34
#8 Baylor (-3) at Texas Texas +3  Texas 35 – 34

Other Bets:

Event Risk Win Outcome
Miami -1 vs Notre Dame $1.00 $0.95 Notre Dame 30 – 27
Duke vs Georgia Tech

UNDER 51

$1.00 $0.87 Georgia Tech 38 – 35
Duke + 7 vs Georgia Tech $1.00 $0.83 Georgia Tech 38 – 35
UCF +10 vs Houston $1.00 $0.83 Houston 31 – 24
Bengals -3 vs Redskins $0.59 $0.49 Tie 27 – 27
Cowboys vs Eagles

UNDER 44.5

$1.00 $0.91  Cowboys 29 – 23

Starting Week 9 Balance: $31.14

End of Week 9: $30.00

Best Bet: Texas over Baylor

Worst Bet: STOP BETTING NFL YOU DUMB SHIT